Mister Bean. 15. The accidental pregnancy arrives

You see it wouldn’t be so mad to have an accident as heir. I’d only have to wait for Bean or Cassidy to die before they could have the required two kids anyway, and they will all be children just before Albert becomes of age, then its just another 59 days until they become adults. Or 8 and a bit weeks. Ok that makes it sound scary. I’ll let you choose. Now on with the torture.

The fight to not do anything useful with the baby commences.

After Cassidy wins she makes sure to stand guard over the bundles all night.

Of course as soon as she leaves the room Albert stands in and he really doesn’t have the knack. Although that is Damian and he is the Omen after all.

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Bertie fails just as well as his brother. They’ve already cancelled out two of the babies births.

Cassidy celebrates her final birthday the day after the triplets arrive. She will probably be long gone by the time the babies reach adulthood.

Bean made it to the cake in time to laugh. I’ve missed his cake reactions.

Later on in the evening she heads out to a ‘party’ and takes a nap outside.

Sleeping bags really are the best investments ever. As is spending the reward points on the steel bladder. Love that I can spent the ltr points for everybody. Seriously should be the first LTR spend you do. Took me a while to think of it though. It’s not a reward I usually use.

I got bored and started bath tub watching. Can really be quite fascinating.

Although if he had drowned himself I really would not have been amused.

The family really are terrible drunks.

Don’t worry its just his coward trait kicking in. The ghost of Ian Nali is out again.

Cassidy heads out on a date with Karl Abbot I think he is called. You know she actually has 12 friends now. Only needs 8 more for her LTW. She could do it. Maybe.

He felt a bit ill on the date, and thankfully Gene Therapist Cassidy was there to automatically fix him with pinching.

Bean’s opportunities are more eclectic. He has to make an enemy out of Nicholaus Riverhawk to gain a promotion.

It’s nice to have an excuse to be mean. It doesn’t come up much at the moment.

After beating someone up it’s nice for him to come home and play with Eggbert.

And bathe them. I think this is Floyd.

Plus the bath time gives him a chance to make some more wonderful faces.

Caspian has more sensible persuits. He is favouring coffee, unlike his brothers, or mother.

Or maybe he is just trying to get over the shock of this.

I know . So excited. Another episode of Mr Bean, and he will be at a funeral. Just asking for trouble.

This is the scene that inspired the 25th anniversary antics outside Buckingham Palace.

Brilliant show. Love Mr Bean. Went through a weird phase recently on having a crush on Rowan Atkinson who played him. Don’t know why. Maybe it’s the whole funny is sexy concept. It’s why Sheldon in Big Bang was a semi crush a long time ago.

But lets get back to the subject of this blog. Who is currently on a firefly hunt. I’m getting a bit fed up with collecting now.

Cassidy tries to prove that she is superior over the triplets by demonstrating her strength.

Bean has to rush in to calm the terrified infants.

Bertie is drinking. Still.

Maybe he’s annoyed that his father is deciding to be a famous novelist now. He’s going for writing humor. Maybe if he reaches the top of the Political career soon he can go for a third career as a director of movies. Write his own Bean movie.

Cassidy is of course unaware. She’s slumbering on her latest date for friendship.

Caspian is finding an interest in gardening when he should be practising guitar. His work performance is close to failure. It doesn’t help that he keeps skipping work.
Whilst Caspian gardens, Cassidy is home long enough to spend the entire day bringing the babies to the cake. Seriously this is 9am. The last cake bringing arrives at 10pm.

But ending on a happy note is too normal. Lets sneak in one more fail.

Heir Poll will be up soon. I’ll include the triplets out of fairness. But I had a look in CAS at them and only one of them is half cute. Can’t remember which one now.

Negative Points

Using Services                          5
Passing out (not toddlers)       95
Bladder failure (not toddlers)  25
TOTAL                                  -125

Plus points

Every Birth          15
Triplet birth          15
Honor Roll           25
Skill Maxed          70
Skill Challenge    75
Fulfilling LTW      40
Career Maxed     15
TOTAL            +255
Grand Total     +130